For all you men out there who read this blog.

“I want to breed with you” is not a good pick up line. Just thought I’d point that out in case you were wondering.

The story goes a little something like this:

Mom and I decide to visit the pool at our hotel in Florida. As soon as we get in, Weird Scary Pool Man jumps in and wades over to us.

WSPM (to me): Are you in high school?

Me: No

WSPM: College?

Me: No

WSPM: Well how old are you??

Me: 28.

WSPM: No way!! I want to breed with your family. Get me some of that youth!

Ahhh!!!!!!!